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I Got a D in Salami

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It's report card day-the most dreaded day in Hank's school year. And when Hank gets his grades, they're his worst nightmare come true: a D in spelling, a D in reading, a D in math. After school, Hank and his friends go to his mom's deli. His mom is on the prowl-she knows a report card day when she sees one. Hank tries to stall her, but she's going for his backpack. He's cornered. Hank hands the report card off to his friend Frankie, who gives it to his friend Ashley, who gives it to Robert, who puts it into a meat grinder! Hank watches as his Ds are ground into a big salami, and this particular salami is being made for a very important client. How will Hank get out of this one?
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    • School Library Journal

      October 1, 2003
      Gr 3-5-Hank Zipzer, a learning-challenged fourth grader, gets himself into lots of trouble when he tries to hide the fact that he received a number of "D's" on his report card. The fantastical, suspend-your-disbelief, rollicking and very funny solution that he and his friends invent, not to mention the desire to decipher the meaning of this book's title, will keep young readers turning the pages. Hank's relationship with his grandfather, his two best friends, his little sister, his parents, and, last but not least, his dog show that despite his problems at school, he has a big, loving heart and a way with people. Readers will smile in recognition of the character's dilemmas and laugh out loud at the slapstick, slippery slope of Hank's predicament.-Elizabeth Fernandez, Brunswick Middle School, Greenwich, CT

      Copyright 2003 School Library Journal, LLC Used with permission.

    • The Horn Book

      January 1, 2004
      As the series continues, fourth grader Hank discovers that his difficulties in reading, writing, and math are caused by a learning disability. However, the plot lines mainly deal with comic mishaps such as a pet iguana nesting inside Hank's science project and a bad report card going through a meat grinder and ending up in a batch of salami. These thin, sitcomlike episodes play for cheap laughs. [Review covers these Hank Zipzer titles: "Day of the Iguana" and "I Got a "D" in Salami". ]

      (Copyright 2004 by The Horn Book, Incorporated, Boston. All rights reserved.)

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  • ATOS Level:4.4
  • Lexile® Measure:650
  • Interest Level:4-8(MG)
  • Text Difficulty:2-3

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